Being pregnant, I get the occasional forwarded email from people who find funny – or horrifying – birth stories, or strange pregnancy stories, and so on. Most of them, I just sort of nod and move on.
But this one… well, it wins, hands-down.
I’m not sure exactly what sort of contest it wins, or what the prize might be, but I do know, beyond a reasonable doubt, that it is a contest I do not want to enter. So it wins, uncontested by me.
With appropriate nod to Willem, for stealing his line.