Posted by: Kate | August 12, 2009

Overheard

In a vaguely Mexicanlike chain restaurant:

SON: I already know how to type, Mom. I’ve watched you do it.

MOTHER: Hmm. By that measure, I already know how to pee standing up, because I’ve watched you do it.

SON: [With no discernible pause] No, Mom, because you can’t type standing up.

MOTHER: [Effectively stumped]

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Responses

  1. My goodness…

    I’m effectively stumped too. Both by the lad’s response and the frightening notion of a “vaguely mexicanlike chain restaurant.”

    Thanks for the post. Very funny!


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